Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 210 people. The local time and date is 3/19/2024, 11:42 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
21 1859523/19/2024 3Tuesday
22 1859763/20/2024 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 1860003/21/2024 5Thursday
24 1860243/22/2024 6Friday
25 1860483/23/2024 7Saturday
26 1860723/24/2024 1Sunday
27 1860963/25/2024 2Monday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

TukTuk is playing in Legalize It | JOH at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 40
Miltons de Blu...Rock is playing in Tum Tum Pa |Joanes at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Jellyfish is playing in нaтs off joнannesвuяg at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Os Batalhas is playing in Joh-Dark Conspiracy at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Heroic Turkish Violinist is playing in Johannesburg CLA Club at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Inimigos do Ritmo is playing in TukTuk Rock |Joanes at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 87
Ian Revilla is playing in Sleet Rock Johannesburg at 3/19/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

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